This Valentine’s Day, send them a gift they truly deserve. A limited edition, Salty turd in a box!
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This Valentine’s Day, send them a gift they truly deserve: A limited edition, Salty turd in a box!
Anonymously send that jerk off a lovely gift for V Day- a gift wrapped, turd in a box! Let them know that somebody out there thinks they’re a total shit. Just add their address into the shipping section at check out.
*The turds are fake, btw. Turds may vary in size and shape. Shipping in the USA only.
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