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Send a Hex to Your Ex for Valentine’s Day!

Yeah, yeah ... We all know that living well is the best revenge. But what about if you want just a teeny little bit of mischievous comeuppance for that douche bag that wronged you?

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Yeah, yeah … We all know that living well is the best revenge. But what about if you want just a teeny little bit of mischievous comeuppance for that douche bag that wronged you?

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Yeah, yeah … We all know that living well is the best revenge. But what about if you want just a teeny little bit of mischievous comeuppance for that douche bag that wronged you?

Here’s the solution: This Valentine’s Day, Send a Hex to Your Ex!

You get:

1.  A 100% anonymous card sent to your ex for Valentine’s Day (pictured), letting them know they’ve been hexed! Just select “Ship to a different address” in the mailing section of check out and input their address.

2. Instructions for the custom Salty spell to Hex Your Ex – which you can do at home! (A download link will be emailed to you when you place the order.)

Don’t worry, this hex is nothing heavy – it’s more like the energetic equivalent of keying their car. And it’ll only last a week.

Mote it be, bitches!

If you’d prefer a “gift” with a more immediate impact – check out our Valentine’s Day Turd in a Box.

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